A pretty cat picture can't hurt eh?
It's 7 years today since the old man died. I am growing into my role as the older Mr Brown. As well as a Super Mario moustache, I have a drawer containing the following manly articles:
One large Allan key
One very sharp 7B pencil which has been sharpened to the edge of oblivion
One dented but functional Sony Cybershot 1 mpixel camera
One pair of spectacles with a Sellotape repaired frame
Several SD/MMC/Memory sticks
One Olympus 1988 dictaphone with two tapes
One USB to Serial adapter
One Nokia N82 mobile phone
One manual for a Sony Ericsson w810i mobile phone
Six pairs of cheap sunglasses three of which are broken
One Stanley knife
One Maglite
Two spare bulbs for said Maglite
Various other small bulbs
Various small screws, nuts, bolts
One square faced analogue wrist watch
One Casio digital watch
One bicycle puncture repair kit
One Konica-Minolta superzoom camera
Two 512MB ram sticks
One mini screwdriver set
One small bottle of Tenacious oil
One 30 minute sitcom script
One blue Magic Marker
One pen for writing on blank CDs
One British mobile phone sim card
Some English money
One Moleskine notebook of secrets
One small format hard drive 100GB
One spike and base for spiking receipts
One Ian Fleming paperback
Several biros and propelling pencils
One 1996 desk diary
One Waterman fountain pen
One slab of Blu-Tack
One expired passport
One small black piece of steel of unknown origin
One paperclip fashioned into a tool for opening tricky latches
Another Stanley knife
A safety pin
An "I am six" badge
One C90 cassette: Artie Shaw
One C90 cassette: Coleman Hawkins
One Vicks nasal inhalor
One pencil sharpener
One first gen iPod nano lanyard
One penknife
One rechargeable AAA battery
One small tube LeFranc and Bourgeois lemon yellow acrylic paint (dried)
One coupon for London Review of Books
One Amex card (expired 2005)
Three photobooth photos of Anna
One 1992 Carte de Séjour
One fly (dead)
One large Allan key
One very sharp 7B pencil which has been sharpened to the edge of oblivion
One dented but functional Sony Cybershot 1 mpixel camera
One pair of spectacles with a Sellotape repaired frame
Several SD/MMC/Memory sticks
One Olympus 1988 dictaphone with two tapes
One USB to Serial adapter
One Nokia N82 mobile phone
One manual for a Sony Ericsson w810i mobile phone
Six pairs of cheap sunglasses three of which are broken
One Stanley knife
One Maglite
Two spare bulbs for said Maglite
Various other small bulbs
Various small screws, nuts, bolts
One square faced analogue wrist watch
One Casio digital watch
One bicycle puncture repair kit
One Konica-Minolta superzoom camera
Two 512MB ram sticks
One mini screwdriver set
One small bottle of Tenacious oil
One 30 minute sitcom script
One blue Magic Marker
One pen for writing on blank CDs
One British mobile phone sim card
Some English money
One Moleskine notebook of secrets
One small format hard drive 100GB
One spike and base for spiking receipts
One Ian Fleming paperback
Several biros and propelling pencils
One 1996 desk diary
One Waterman fountain pen
One slab of Blu-Tack
One expired passport
One small black piece of steel of unknown origin
One paperclip fashioned into a tool for opening tricky latches
Another Stanley knife
A safety pin
An "I am six" badge
One C90 cassette: Artie Shaw
One C90 cassette: Coleman Hawkins
One Vicks nasal inhalor
One pencil sharpener
One first gen iPod nano lanyard
One penknife
One rechargeable AAA battery
One small tube LeFranc and Bourgeois lemon yellow acrylic paint (dried)
One coupon for London Review of Books
One Amex card (expired 2005)
Three photobooth photos of Anna
One 1992 Carte de Séjour
One fly (dead)
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